Today is Tuesday. Check out the Azaleas man. They're EVERYWHERE. Have you seen my car? It's freaking YELLOW. Yeah, spring has sprung and I am now in the throws of allergy season. My poor eye, she's a twitching. And good grief, my nose's faucet must be broke for I am running up the bill. To make matters worse, it's like someone just took a bunch of pollen and blew it in my face, causing it to enter every orifice, thus making me an ill woman.
BREAKING NEWS:
Today is Wednesday. It's raining today.
Until next time, I shall remain
head of the complaint department
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